New wisdom drops every week…straight from the source.
“ 5. And it came to pass that in the days of instagram many people began to present a false sense of skin texture unto the world in an effort to deceive ones neighbor. 6. Thus saith the lord…be true to thyself, be true to thy appearance. 7. Do not boast of thy beauty but represent thy appearance in a believable and realistic manner. ”
— Instagram 8: 5 - 7
“ 1. The lord saith that though shalt leave a buffer urinal in between you and thy neighbor whence there are ample urinals 2. And it came to pass that the lord said unto his deciples..whence though useth a regular toilete to go number one..lift up thy seat so thoust urine not hit the rim of the bowl..make thy aim true and leave the toilette clean for thy neighboor. .”
— Bathroom 3: 1-2
“ 8. When thy food servant bringeth thy check, make haste to give enough coin to cover the total amount due 9. In addition to the payment Thou salt leave a tip for thy servant no less than 15% unless they are a total dick. ”